1.The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers.
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2.The moment for calm and rational discussion is past, now is the time for senseless bickering.
3.Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
4.If reproducibility might be a problem, conduct the test only once.
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5.I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, “Hey, progress.” Boy, did I have a lot to learn.
6.Don’t try to have the last word, you might get it.
7.Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
8.Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner or the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.
9.A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
10.There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.
11.The most interesting results happen only once.
12.If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.
13.I will get it done when I get it done!
14.Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.
15.Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living.
16.Baker’s First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
17.Anything that doesn’t eat you today is saving you for tomorrow.
18.Adding to a late software product makes it later.
19.The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.
20.People will believe anything if you whisper it.
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